Whilst listening to your copy of Melancholia, having drunk your relaxing cup of tea, from your very own Melancholia mug you just bought, which was placed on top of the Melancholia coaster you also just bought. Having completed the 500 x piece Melancholia jigsaw. (Perfect for all ages, except for young children or old people. For very different reasons) And the album is over.

So what to do now? Well, your wife, partner, or next door's cat is about to be back... PANIC, you haven't done the washing up because you were too busy doing the 500 x piece Melancholia jigsaw. (Perfect for all ages, except for young children or old people. For very different reasons), listening to the album and drinking from your Melancholia mug, which you just bought, which was placed on the Melancholia coaster you also just bought.

So dear patrons, here at the emporium, we have the solution, why not do the washing up..... here it is... You can dry your Melancholia mug (which you just bought) using the Melancholia tea towel you are about to order..................................